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Last month I saw a production of Randy Newman’s Faust at New York City Center. At the time I was enduring a summer cold and received the detail of my experience in a glacial melt. The sensation of touch felt extremely surgical. This is the ideal way to walk into a circumstance of theater, to feel at any moment as if you might flow out of your skeleton into the vast silvery red of Randy Newman’s devil cape and blow your ghost nose in its moving gloss. It was this image that sustained me for two hours.

I had never seen or heard Faust before and despite viewing it from a compromised state I found it exhaustively funny and self-reflexive, as much a work of literary and music criticism as a musical itself. Newman stretched his sensibility to the aerodynamics of gospel for the songs sung by God and his angels, and shrank it back down to tidy, modest blues phrases for his own devil songs. He on more than one occasion eviscerated the limits of his own compositions, which beyond appearances are rich with chords that resolve gorgeously and intelligently. Faust, along with Newman’s entire body of work, constructs an evocative nerve between Tin Pan Alley and Ray Charles, which he populates with characters that are variously grotesque and tender. There’s a newborn quality to the most evil or deeply estranged of Newman’s characters, as if they had just recovered the tools to properly articulate their perspectives.

"Feels Like Home," sung by Vonda Shepard in the City Center production and by Bonnie Raitt in the video above, is a love song the character Martha addresses to the Devil, whom she dates briefly in one of the story’s many digressions. Even writing a straightforward love song Newman never loses his capacity for imagery and character; when Martha sings, “A window breaks / Down a long dark street / And a siren wails in the night," the seeming anonymity of her sentiment is itself broken up into vivid and gleaming fragments.

I’ve been thinking lately of the nature of “home” and what it takes to make one. I’ve never really felt at home anywhere in a geographic sense, Nevada too empty and shapeless to project anything onto, New York too dense with other projections. I’ve never successfully applied my interior design ambitions to an apartment; I either decorate too minimally or wildly overcompensate, creating an effect that is alternately lunar and mosaic. Regardless I’ve occasionally assembled the feeling of “home” among friends with whom I’ve shared histories, enthusiasms, musical silences. When Martha sings, "Something in your eyes / Makes me want to lose myself / In your arms," I remember home as mostly an expansion of the self, a bodiless place where the self can radiate and merge unconsciously with others. From my chair in the City Center, feeling like an exposed nerve, I heard this song and watched Shepard drift warmly across the stage toward Newman’s piano, both of them meticulously assembling the feeling of the song, and I started to cry, sensing in my eyes in the hot gloss of fresh tears.

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Semiconsciously watched the Dolph Lundgren/Brandon Lee vehicle Showdown in Little Tokyo in a bar last night and I arrived at two neutral realizations:
1. Showdown came out in 1991, but the soundtrack’s cryogenic synth patches seem derived from as far back as 1986 i.e. what I could hear over bar noise sounded descended, in a mostly compromised state, from Manhunter.
2. At Dolph Lundgren’s precise stage of physical fitness in this movie he is the enigma of a body composed of raw semicircles.

Semiconsciously watched the Dolph Lundgren/Brandon Lee vehicle Showdown in Little Tokyo in a bar last night and I arrived at two neutral realizations:

1. Showdown came out in 1991, but the soundtrack’s cryogenic synth patches seem derived from as far back as 1986 i.e. what I could hear over bar noise sounded descended, in a mostly compromised state, from Manhunter.

2. At Dolph Lundgren’s precise stage of physical fitness in this movie he is the enigma of a body composed of raw semicircles.

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Straw-Ber-Rita is a bit more of an acquired taste, its strawberry essence being even more divorced from its real-life counterpart than the zombie limes in the Lime-A-Rita. At first sip, it’s almost… gross? Yet it compels. The Straw-Ber-Rita is to strawberry margaritas as the Parliament Menthol is to the spearmint plant. You’re like: What is this. What are these flavors. How is this a beverage. But there’s also a saltiness present—weirdly, more pronounced here than in the Lime-A-Rita—that keeps you slightly thirsty, keeps you sucking it down. As you continue drinking, the bizarro strawberryness fades into the background of a complex gustatorial skein, and suddenly an entire can is gone and you’re reaching for another, because what were we even talking about? Who cares, right?

Kevin Fanning, “Mutant Limes”
I have read this piece aloud during a variety of otherwise social settings while elliptically sipping a Lime-A-Rita and attempting to describe the depth of its anatomy (which is dense but chemically rich, like waves of improbably shiny hair). It is available for free today, along with its surrounding issue of Maura Magazine.

Straw-Ber-Rita is a bit more of an acquired taste, its strawberry essence being even more divorced from its real-life counterpart than the zombie limes in the Lime-A-Rita. At first sip, it’s almost… gross? Yet it compels. The Straw-Ber-Rita is to strawberry margaritas as the Parliament Menthol is to the spearmint plant. You’re like: What is this. What are these flavors. How is this a beverage. But there’s also a saltiness present—weirdly, more pronounced here than in the Lime-A-Rita—that keeps you slightly thirsty, keeps you sucking it down. As you continue drinking, the bizarro strawberryness fades into the background of a complex gustatorial skein, and suddenly an entire can is gone and you’re reaching for another, because what were we even talking about? Who cares, right?

Kevin Fanning, “Mutant Limes”

I have read this piece aloud during a variety of otherwise social settings while elliptically sipping a Lime-A-Rita and attempting to describe the depth of its anatomy (which is dense but chemically rich, like waves of improbably shiny hair). It is available for free today, along with its surrounding issue of Maura Magazine.

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I did not post photographs of my cat online or talk about her to people who couldn’t be expected to care, but at home, alone with the cat, I behaved like some sort of deranged arch-fop. I made up dozens of nonsensical names for the cat over the years — The Quetzal, Quetzal Marie, Mrs. Quetzal Marie the Cat, The Inquetzulous Q’ang Marie. There was a litany I recited aloud to her every morning, a sort of daily exhortation that began, “Who knows, Miss Cat, what fantastical adventures the two of us will have today?” I had a song I sang to her when I was about to vacuum, a brassy Vegas showstopper called “That Thing You Hate (Is Happening Again).” We collaborated on my foot-pedal pump organ to produce The Hideous Cat Music, in which she walked back and forth at her discretion on the keyboard while I worked the pedals. The Hideous Cat Music resembled the work of the Hungarian composer Gyorgy Ligeti, with aleatory passages and unnervingly sustained tone clusters.Tim Kreider, “A Man and His Cat” (illustration by Lisa Hanawalt)
I did not post photographs of my cat online or talk about her to people who couldn’t be expected to care, but at home, alone with the cat, I behaved like some sort of deranged arch-fop. I made up dozens of nonsensical names for the cat over the years — The Quetzal, Quetzal Marie, Mrs. Quetzal Marie the Cat, The Inquetzulous Q’ang Marie. There was a litany I recited aloud to her every morning, a sort of daily exhortation that began, “Who knows, Miss Cat, what fantastical adventures the two of us will have today?” I had a song I sang to her when I was about to vacuum, a brassy Vegas showstopper called “That Thing You Hate (Is Happening Again).” We collaborated on my foot-pedal pump organ to produce The Hideous Cat Music, in which she walked back and forth at her discretion on the keyboard while I worked the pedals. The Hideous Cat Music resembled the work of the Hungarian composer Gyorgy Ligeti, with aleatory passages and unnervingly sustained tone clusters.

Tim Kreider, “A Man and His Cat” (illustration by Lisa Hanawalt)

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Tumblr user throughtulgeywood drew a portrait of me and it curiously resembles how I apprehend myself: the deflated hair, the adrift center of gravity, the impressionistic fog of facial hair, the eyes fixed in gently bruised orbs, the uneven blush, the mouth which sucks in indiscriminate units of air. It’s adorable and I love it.

Tumblr user throughtulgeywood drew a portrait of me and it curiously resembles how I apprehend myself: the deflated hair, the adrift center of gravity, the impressionistic fog of facial hair, the eyes fixed in gently bruised orbs, the uneven blush, the mouth which sucks in indiscriminate units of air. It’s adorable and I love it.