What is being billed as a fundamentally feminine and feminist document is primarily an expression of the absurdity of white heterosexual sex. The trend in internet feminism of telling personal stories as a way of arriving at political positions unconsciously feeds into the popular blogging model, in which amateur sociology is king and pageviews suggest we should celebrate the confessional ability of unformed humans. It is in this peculiar and upturned universe that you will experience Tao Lin congratulating the honesty in your misuse of “laid.” It is here that you will find this specific kind of story, about relative abdominal grace ineffectively deployed, where you hope someone might have learned something by the end, except both parties definitely didn’t, because this is how they chose to treat it. They turned it into an internet story in which two people can be irresponsible toward each other and become completely absorbed by it.